DIFFERENT TYPES OF SLAPS

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DIFFERENT TYPES OF SLAPS. CHECK OUT THE ONE THE ONE YOU MAY HAVE EXPERIENCED 😜


1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians..



2)RESOUNDING SLAP : This is when after you're hit, you keep hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices in your head singing skelewu..

3) FORMATTING SLAP :This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find
yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slapped me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys
who are stronger than you.

4) EXPLANATION SLAP : when someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest
person out of your own accord. E.g..
Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass jeje o. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.

5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the
person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers..

6) RHETORICAL SLAP :The moment you
download this slap you start asking questions that don't need reply " CHIBUZOR
you slapped me?..

7) RELIGIOUS SLAP: That type that immediately you receive it, you shout Jesus christ of Nazareth.

8) DENTIST SLAP: When you get this kind of slap one tooth will fly out of your mouth.

9) BACK TO SENDER SLAP: In this type of slap, you don't give a damn, all you do is return the slap to whoever it came from, no matter what the outcome might seem...

10) GO TO HELL SLAP: This type you get when you cheat on a guy who has been spending recklessly on you. He gives it as a final gift to you. Babes take note.

11) VISION SLAP: This type of slap when given, gives you the gift of seeing VISION, it makes you begin to notice some funny movements of tiny living things like stars flying past your face like butterflies. This one comes mostly from retired but not tired fathers to children.


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